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Thursday, 30 June 2011

UK: Asians 21 Times More Likely Than Whites to Be Child Groomers

Asians are at least 21 times more likely to commit child grooming offences in Britain than whites, according to figures from the child protection agency Ceop. 
The statistics show that almost as many Asians have been reported for child grooming offences as whites, despite making up a distinctly smaller percentage of the population.
Ceop’s report identified 2,083 victims and 2,379 offenders since the start of 2008.
The report showed that, in half of the cases, the race of the perpetrators had been excluded because of insufficient evidence. Of the remaining half, 38 per cent were 'unknown', 30 per cent were white, 28 per cent were Asian, 3 per cent black and 0.16 per cent Chinese.
Typically, the mainstream media have reported the most politically correct set of statistics listed in the report, which state that 38 per cent of offenders were white and 26 per cent Asian; however, those numbers only account for one of two ‘groups’ of offenders, and when both groups are combined, the totals are much closer: 30 per cent white and 28 per cent Asian, or 367 white offenders to 346 Asian.
After 'British' and 'unknown', the largest offender group listed by nationality is 'Pakistani', although the statistics are clearly lacking completion.
The report gives no religious breakdown of the offenders.
According to the 2001 census, Asians (excluding Chinese) make up 4.3 per cent of the population, whereas whites (including non-Britons) make up 92.1 per cent.
This means that, even with Ceop’s incomplete statistics, Asians who, judging by recent court cases, are almost exclusively if not exclusively Muslim are at least 21 times more likely to commit grooming offences than whites.

White Pride World Wide

Laughable Israeli Homo Ploy Exposed - Incogman



The disillusioned “gay activist” called “Marc” who appeared in a YouTube video condemning the Gaza Freedom Flotilla for alleged homophobia [embedded video below], that was tweeted by the Israeli Government Press Office, has been identified as an Israeli called Omer Gershon.
This definitely proves that the video is either a hoax or a piece of propaganda designed to discredit the flotilla and use a mask of concern for gay rights to pinkwash Israel and justify the persecution of Palestinians in Gaza.


Check out the way-too-obvious scripted and polished propaganda ploy. The Israeli Hasbara (disinfo, agitation/propaganda) office should fire the Jew brainiac who came up with this pathetic crap — just so he could get his little faggot lover some easy government work. Effin’ hilarious! [INCOG]


The following images clearly identify Gershon by his face and tattoos.


Gershon, as an Israeli, could not possibly have been so naive as “Marc” claimed to be in the video about either the flotilla or the situation in Gaza. It is puzzling that a piece of propaganda that was meant to pass as the genuine work of an activist previously uninformed about the situation in Palestine would use a figure who is fairly well-known in the Israeli gay scene.
Gershon has been profiled in leading Israeli publications such as HaaretzMaariv and Ynet (here and here).
A 2008 report gave his age as 33 and said he lived in Tel Aviv. Gershon was described as a “producer, entrepreneur, and PR manager for clubs.” Gershon says he went to school in New York where he got a degree in marketing and advertising at the age of 25 and lived there for almost four years. He also said he had volunteered for IGY (the youth LGBT organization in Israel) and a women’s rights org called “Ladies Circle.”
In 2011, he appeared in a promotional video for XL Energy Drink featuring a man beating a Muslim woman.
XL Nightlife Awards 2011:



Learn about Jew HasbaRATs HERE
One is constantly amazed at the sheer gall of hasbaRAT Jews to hoodwink the planet! The little girl above is a Palestinian hurt by “tiny, besieged” Israel shelling the Gaza strip – who wouldn’t join HAMAS after what the lousy GD Israelis do to these people? [INCOG]

Israel Again and Again Slaps a Cowardly America



“A shocking crime was committed on the unscrupulous initiative of few individuals, with the blessing of more, and amid the passive acquiescence of all.”

–Tacitus, First Century Historian and Senator in the Roman Empire



No, America, you are not the land of the free, home of the brave.
You are not the greatest nation on earth.
You are not the superpower you proclaim.
You are not the beacon of freedom, equality, and liberty to all.
You are not the Promised Land.
You are not the democracy of the First Amendment where there is Freedom of Speech, of the Press, of Religion, of freedom to petition and assemble.
Your President is not the leader of the free world.
You do not have a government of the people, by the people, and for the people.

Thus, what will history record of whom and what you are?

What you are in essence and action is a nation of ignorant cowards, SLAVES, to be exact, to the very nation you created and continue to pay for with your tax dollars, weapons, and the lives of your sons and daughters—Israel.

What you are is a nation of fools according to Israel, “detached from reality”; “delusional”, and full of “illusions”; in other words a nation of mental defects who are unaware of who’s the real boss of this nation and your supposedly elected government.

It’s Israel, Stupid.

But your arrogance and conceit of greatness, of a democracy, of a representative government, a nation where the people freely choose their President and Congressional Representatives, a nation of “American Exceptionalism”, blinds you to the reality that you neither control, own, nor create your own destiny.

Who does? It’s the little nation from afar—Israel.

No candidate or politician can ever hope to be elected without the obligatory visit to Yad Vashem (Holocaust Memorial in Israel) while being forced to wear the mind numbing Yarmulke, and the obligatory pandering and shameful visit and speech to the true altar of “your” government—AIPAC. They’ve been Washington’s real power and policy makers for decades.


USA: The Obama Press Conference Unplugged. (Is his Auto Cue playing up? He sounds like a fucking idiot)

USA: Prison industrial complex - RT

Greece: Police Brutality.

Today was a perfect commercial against capitalism: Markets surged on the same news that made people riots in the street in Greece today.




Given a choice between disorderly default and a carte blanche to the police to disperse even non-violent protesters I know what I would opt for. I’d rather every last bank in Europe failed and every Greek pensioner, both my parents included, had to beg for food.  You see, there has to be something worth saving for any adjustment programme to be legitimate.

I don’t believe the State owes anyone a living but it does owe them freedom. I’m sure they don’t teach you that at Socialist camp but in the better parts of the world it is a given.

CIA asset: 'Libyan opposition is al-Qaeda'

With bin Laden's elimination, the US announced a withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan. Now President Obama has revealed a new national strategy for counterterrorism. The focus is al-Qaeda and it's affiliates, as well as Iran, Syria, Hezbollah and Hamas on the list of enemies. Susan Lindauer, former CIA asset who covered Libya for nearly 10 years, is speaking to RT on what that exactly means.


U.S. Media Imagine Nonexistent Mass Rape in Libya



U.S. media show no remorse for falsely reporting that Libyan soldiers were using rape as a weapon of war, although Amnesty International has "not found any evidence or a single victim of rape or a doctor who knew about somebody being raped." Yet these same fraudulent journalists are blind to the murder of hundreds of Black Africans – including Libyans – by rebels. A Black neighborhood of Misrata has been emptied by rebels who vow to wipe a nearby Black town off the face of the earth.


"The U.S. corporate media do not search for truth, they search for whatever buttresses the American government’s version of the truth."


Cynthia McKinney says she now harbors "almost a hatred for the special interest press, because they are actively lying to us." I feel the same way about the U.S. corporate media, whose incessant, daily lies about Libya are killing people and robbing them of their country. The U.S. press trumpeted the entirely unsubstantiated mega-lie, that Libyan soldiers were being fed rations of Viagra and ordered to engage in the mass rape of Libyan women. It was a total invention of the U.S.-backed rebels in Benghazi and, no doubt, their American and European handlers. Now, even Amnesty International, which has never been a friend of Moammar Gaddafi’s government, reports they "have not found any evidence or a single victim of rape or a doctor who knew about somebody being raped." Nothing. The rebels and their foreign friends made the story up out of whole clothe. Such lies were used to justify continued NATO bombing of Libya as necessary to protect the Libyan people – to protect Libyan women from rape by soldiers.


The massed corporate media have far more resources than Amnesty International, or Human Rights Watch, which also found no evidence of rapes. The New York Times and CNN and the rest could have checked the allegation, and exposed it. Instead, they parroted the damnable lie as if it were fact. Why? Because the lie about mass rape conforms to the foreign policy objectives – the war aims – of the U.S. government. The U.S. corporate media do not search for truth, they search for whatever buttresses the American government’s version of the truth. They are whores, mercenaries and propagandists, posing as journalists. In times of war, that makes them complicit in every war crime committed by the U.S. government. The U.S. media are killers, facilitators of the most horrible crimes.


If they had bothered to check the rape allegations, they would have had to contradict Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who falsely accused Col. Gaddafi of using rape as a weapon of war. The U.S. media would have had to discredit Luis Moreno-Ocampo, the shameless, U.S.-butt-kissing prosecutor for the International Criminal Court. Moreno-Ocampo now admits he doesn’t have any evidence connecting Gaddafi to rapes, but he’s indicted him, anyway, for various and sundry "crimes" that are just as illusory.


'Islamic Mickey Mouse' provokes anger in Egypt


Hardline Islamists have reacted with fury after a millionaire Egyptian telecoms mogul posted online cartoons of Mickey and Minnie Mouse wearing Islamic clothes.
The pictures, which were published by the high-profile businessman-turned-politician Naguib Sawiris, showed Mickey Mouse with an Islamic-style beard and his fictional wife, Minnie, wearing a face veil. Since being circulated a few days ago they have provoked ire among Egypt's Salafists – followers of a fundamentalist branch of Islam that has become increasingly visible after the uprisings this year.
An online campaign has now been launched calling on Egyptians to boycott Mr Sawiris's mobile-phone company, Mobinil. More than 60,000 people have also signed up to a Facebook group whose creators have threatened to "cut out the tongue" of anyone who insults Islam. According to Mahmoud Fathi, a leading figure in one of the newly formed Salafi political parties, Mr Sawiris is "playing with fire".
Mr Fathi told The Independent: "I'm upset. It's not acceptable to do these things."
A Salafi cleric called Mazen el-Sersawi has also appeared on television to berate Mr Sawiris. "Shame on you," he said. "How can a man like this make fun of Muslims, in a country on the brink of sectarian discord."
Mr Sawiris, who launched the liberal Free Egyptians Party in April, has since posted an apology on Twitter and claimed the cartoons were just a joke.
Mr Sawiris tweeted: "I apologise for those who don't take this as a joke; I just thought it was a funny picture; no disrespect meant. I am sorry."

Attack on Heterosexuality is Satanism

The essence of  satanism is to substitute the perverted mindset of the Lucifer-loving central bankers for God-given reality.  This means that all that is natural and healthy must be deemed sick; all that is true is false; and all that is good is evil. And vice versa.


Recently a tiny state-funded daycare in Stockholm was in the news for adopting heterophobic policies including the promotion of gender confusion and homosexuality.

The action of a lesbian daycare director with 33 pre-schoolers is not significant. Significant is that the Illuminati mass media heralded it as a "progressive" experiment rather than child abuse. The same thing happened in May when  Marxist trendies in Toronto decided to mess with their newborn's mind by denying his/her gender.

The promotion of heterophobic acts without labeling them as such is a veiled assault on heterosexual society. It is an ongoing psy op designed to destabilize society and weaken its resistance to the NWO.

It also reveals the true Communist and satanic nature of the NWO. Yes, the NWO is designed to concentrate all wealth and power on the hands of the Illuminati central bankers.

But more than that, it is a state of mind, a satanic spell characterized by homosexuality, pornography, money-lust, violence, deception and death. We are all being inducted into this satanic cult which is based on the Kabbalah.


UK: Will the Revolution Begin in London?


‘The revolution is in the mind.’ Those words were scrawled in wobbly spray-paint on Nelson’s Column on March 26, at the end of a day that saw half a million union members and outraged citizens march against government spending cuts in central London. The plan, cooked up by students and activist groups and advertised benignly on Facebook, was to have a picnic party and ‘Turn Trafalgar Square into Tahrir Square,’ as if some sympathetic magic could summon the regime-toppling energy of the Egyptian uprising to these soggy shores. What it turned into instead was a bloody mess.

As dusk fell, 200 police in full riot armor descended on the picnic without warning, cracking heads, breaking limbs and penning hundreds of young protesters in the biting cold for hours, with no water, no shelter and no way out. This is a form of collective punishment known colloquially as “kettling.” Its use at the London G-20 protests in 2009 was recently ruled illegal in a landmark decision by the high court.

The same dangerous police tactics were employed in London last winter at the student protests that saw hundreds of thousands gather in London to challenge a prohibitive rise in college fees and the privatization of the British university system. School children and students carried placards that asked, “Where’s my future?” Instead of getting an answer, they were subjected to a vengeful model of “public order” policing that has radicalized this generation with breathtaking speed.

Or take the royal wedding. On this day a quarter of a billion people watched Britain deliver what it does best: an exquisitely choreographed pageant of power, privilege and continuity. The wedding was a fantasy of faded imperial glory, a fairytale image of how we want the world to see the United Kingdom and how we would like to see ourselves. What far fewer people saw was how thoroughly and how violently that image was edited before its release to exclude all dissent, airbrushed to conceal anything beyond fawning, flag-waving deference.


WeAreChange Talks to London (terrifying)

And a few people can't control the world? It's a doddle.

UK: DVLA is Talking Bollocks


'A man from Chesterfield was ordered to remove a naughty number plate by the DVLA, even though he bought it from their website. Alan Clarke, 49, paid £399 for the plate 'BO11 LUX' and fitted it to his new Range Rover.
His friends and family found the cheeky plate hilarious but the laughter was short-lived when, six weeks later, Clarke received a letter from the DVLA ordering him to remove it. The organisation said the plate was "causing offence" and threatened Clarke with a fine of up to £1,000.'

Homeless Children In The US

For some children, socializing and learning are being cruelly complicated by homelessness, as Scott Pelley reports from Florida, where school buses now stop at motels for children who've lost their homes.

Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7371392n#ixzz1QlC6H9w5



Palestine: Rothschild Zionist Israeli Troops Tear Gas Children's Street Festival

Every friday there is a peacefull demonstration in Nabih saleh. Last friday, it was a colourfull chrildrenday with clowns, spidermans, kites and... Teargas.


Western Media vs Iran, China & Pakistan


Ah, good ol’ Iran making ambiguous threats which are then used by the corporate media to hype up an irrational fear and support for a possible preemptive strike. The media’s Iran fearmongering was on a bit of a hiatus as they utilized their propaganda machine to focus on Libya, Syria, and Pakistan. However, the commander of the Revolutionary Guard’s Aerospace Force gave the Western media plenty of murky possible threats to run with.


Replace lions, tigers and bears with Iran, China and Pakistan, then imagine Dorothy, the Tin Man and the Scarecrow as the English, British and Israeli arms of the Western propaganda machine. I think they’d be better off just dubbing over that as their brand of fearmongering is even less effective. (The YouTube video cannot be embedded but can be seen here.)

The above linked Fox News piece is headlined, “Guard Chief: Iran Can Build Longer-Range Missiles,” while the article goes on to say they’re not doing it because they can already attack Israeli and American bases in the Persian Gulf. These remarks just happen to be delivered during massive Iranian war games stretching over 10 days, codenamed “Great Prophet 6.”


Palestine: Israel Passes Draft Law Requiring Palestinians to Pay for Their Own Home Demolitions



A Committee of the Israeli Knesset (Parliament) passed a first draft of a law that will require that Palestinians whose homes are destroyed by Israeli forces pay the Israeli government for the demolition costs.

The law will now be passed to the full Knesset for a final reading, where it is expected to pass due to the current makeup of the Knesset.

Since 1967, Israeli forces have demolished 24,813 Palestinian homes. 90% of these homes were destroyed for 'administrative' reasons – because they either lacked a permit or were in an area designated for expansion by the Israeli military. No permits have been issued by Israeli authorities for Palestinian construction in the Occupied Territories since 1967. The remaining 10% of the demolitions have been 'punitive' demolitions of the homes of Palestinians accused of attacking Israel, or of their families' homes.In the first five months of 2011, Israeli forces demolished more Palestinian homes than in the entire year of 2010, rendering homeless 706 Palestinians, including 341 minors. This is according to the most recent numbers released by the Israeli Civil Administration.

If the law passes the full Knesset, any Palestinian whose home is destroyed by the Israeli military will have to pay thousands of dollars to cover the cost of the demolition. Already, many Palestinian homeowners, mainly in Jerusalem, have been forced to pay for the forced demolition of their homes.

Israeli forces use US-made armored D9 bulldozers, manufactured by the Caterpillar Corporation, to carry out the demolition of Palestinian homes. This has led US and international activists to call for a boycott of the Caterpillar corporation, saying that the use of the bulldozers to demolish Palestinian homes is a violation of international law and the Fourth Geneva Convention.

USA: Cost of war at least $3.7 trillion and counting



(Reuters) - When President Barack Obama cited cost as a reason to bring troops home fromAfghanistan, he referred to a $1 trillion price tag for America's wars.

Staggering as it is, that figure grossly underestimates the total cost of wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan to the U.S. Treasury and ignores more imposing costs yet to come, according to a study released on Wednesday.

The final bill will run at least $3.7 trillion and could reach as high as $4.4 trillion, according to the research project "Costs of War" by Brown University's Watson Institute for International Studies. (www.costsofwar.org)

In the 10 years since U.S. troops went into Afghanistan to root out the al Qaeda leaders behind the September 11, 2001, attacks, spending on the conflicts totaled $2.3 trillion to $2.7 trillion.

Those numbers will continue to soar when considering often overlooked costs such as long-term obligations to wounded veterans and projected war spending from 2012 through 2020. The estimates do not include at least $1 trillion more in interest payments coming due and many billions more in expenses that cannot be counted, according to the study.

Bankers Laugh As Athens Burns.

'“We’re being blackmailed again (to vote for new austerity measures)…The government doesn’t know what’s going on, it just doesn’t understand.”




As mutters from the socialist benches grew louder, Ms Papariga raised her voice:
“Greece is bankrupt.. The government calls it a crisis but that’s the fact. We’re bankrupt. The process hasn’t yet been completed but it’s on the way… it may be disorderly or not, but it doesn’t depend on this vote. It’s going to happen".'

They Want to Own it ALL

UK: Couple Living Off-Grid Facing Prison Unless They Move Back

A COUPLE living an "off-grid" lifestyle say they face prison unless they move from their own land in Willand and return to an existence in the benefits trap.
Stig and Dinah Mason bought Muxbeare Orchard after a sudden windfall allowed them to quit their impoverished lives on a Hertfordshire council estate two years ago.

The Masons have transformed what they described as a derelict four-acre plot into a haven of self-sufficiency boasting a 400 sq m allotment, a polytunnel and greenhouses to grow fruit and vegetables, chickens for egg production and an orchard they have regenerated by planting around 14 new apple trees of various species.
The couple, who have two boys, aged eight and nine, say because they moved onto the site in order to work the land, Mid Devon District Council is turfing them off as officers do not consider them to be conserving an agricultural area.
They faced magistrates on March 31 when they were served with an injunction to leave within 28 days from June 1.
Dinah, 35, who spent a year with her husband clearing four-foot high nettles and thistles which engulfed the four-acre site, said: "How anybody can say the orchard was being conserved before is beyond my comprehension."
Dinah works while Stig, 34, as well as making sure the children get to school on time, tends to the land on a daily basis where peas, potatoes, garlic, strawberries, raspberries and various produce have been growing since 2009.
Vegetarians Stig and Dinah claim council officers offered them bed and breakfast accommodation in Cullompton at taxpayers' expense and suggested they live on take aways, which are likely to cost around £20 for each family meal.

USA. Smart Meters: We Can Monitor Everything You Do in Your Home



'Although Smart Meters are promoted as energy efficiency components, the actual intent of these meters is to track your use of energy in real time across every 24hr. period, which will allow the provider to bill you for that period at the highest energy rate for the day.
They have another purpose: thanks to Smart Meters, every appliance in your home will be monitored.
As you will be rationed only so much energy for any 24 hr. period, opening and closing your refridgerator too many times during the daily billing cycle can cause your power to be disrupted. Your use of lights, appliances and even your time on the Net will be charged against your daily allowance of power.'

UK: Fuckwit Prince Charles has increased spending by 50%.

The high-roller from Highgrove is up to his tricks again. While his future subjects are being squeezed by the worst economic recession for generations, Charles resembles a hysterical Lottery winner, determined to spend it all before someone sensible takes it away.
Official figures from Clarence House this week are breathtaking. 

The Prince’s annual income is about to touch £20 million a year, and his personal spending is up by 50 per cent. His retinue of staff continues to rise inexorably in number, while the way he has been able to offset so much against tax is simply audacious.

The Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall’s Review for 2011 — their annual statement of account — contains a great deal of fascinating numbers which reveal a lot about the way the heir to the throne behaves and his outlook on life. Some of the more staggering figures have been explained away by courtiers as being a temporary blip. Others, though, cannot so easily be dismissed.

Indeed, the bottom line is a statement that reads plain and clear: ‘I am a very important person. I don’t care a fig about public opinion. I spend as I see fit and though I am generous enough to share the details of my annual expenditure with you, it’s really none of the public’s business.’

In happier economic times, maybe he could have got away with such arrogance — just. But today, with public sector strikes, lost incomes, bleak employment prospects and the knowledge that people will have to work longer to earn less, Charles’s soaring expenditure beggars belief.

EU: Britain Must Get Out Now


David Cameron is facing pressure to veto the latest ‘ludicrous’ cash demand from Brussels after it  announced plans to slap three new taxes on Britain. The European Commission yesterday revealed budget demands which would cost UK taxpayers £10billion.

In what Treasury officials viewed as one of the most outrageous power grabs in recent memory, they demanded the right to raise a Europe-wide sales tax. Brussels bosses also called for a new financial transaction tax, which critics say will hurt the City of London and leave consumers with higher borrowing costs. 

And they unveiled plans to let Brussels grab a chunk of green taxes which are already being levied on polluters. In total, the commission demanded nearly £100billion extra for the EU’s budget between 2014 and 2020.

Wednesday, 29 June 2011

EU: It's Rumpy Pumpy's Flying Circus!



As a general rule of thumb, I always assume that anything dismissed by the EU as a 'myth' is almost certainly true.

We've had all sorts of denials over the years, from the directive banning bent bananas to the most recent claim that there were no plans to merge the north-west of France and the south of England into a single European administrative region.

So perhaps Brussels would care to explain away the latest evidence, uncovered by local government secretary Eric Pickles, about the amount of money being spent on promoting the 'Arc Manche' project. This is the precise scheme, which would amalgamate vast swathes of both countries from Normandy to Land's End, that official EU spokesmen insist doesn't exist.

It's called the INTERREG programme and was signed off by Labour's Hazel Blears when she wasn't too busy 'flipping' her homes for the purposes of fiddling her expenses and avoiding Capital Gains Tax.

Arc Manche (also known as Transmanche) even has its own EU-appointed President, a French socialist called Alain Le Vern, and a regional assembly. You may recall that Two Jags tried to establish a number of regional governments in Britain, based on a map drawn up in  Brussels, only to be resoundingly rebuffed at the first time of asking by the proud people of Geordieland.

Despite basking in their own unique identity, voters in the North-East preferred to remain British rather than become citizens of an outpost of a European superstate. Needless to say, that rejection did nothing to derail the process of 'ever-closer union'. Having failed to impose a formal structure, the Eurocrats have simply done what they always do and forged on regardless of the democratically-expressed will of the people. Arc Manche is one of the 13 different districts into which Britain will be carved up if we are stupid enough to remain in the EU.

Hundreds of thousands of pounds are being spent trying to convince the disparate peoples of Calvados country and the scrumpy hounds of Zummerzet that they share a common cultural identity.

A grant of £37,000 has been awarded jointly to the (English) Centre of Arthurian Fantasy and the (French) Centre de l'Imaginaire Arthurien to collaborate on a film project called 'Sharing Our Stories'.

This consists of creating 'fairytale landscapes' and 'magical tales of enchantment, fairies, river spirits and giants' across the 'Channel Region' of Dartmoor and Brittany. No one knows for certain if Camelot ever existed, but if it did I'm prepared to wager that King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table would have lowered their lances and charged at the approach of Johnny Frenchman.

Another £40,000 of taxpayers' money is being blown on the 'Channel Circus Arts Alliance', sponsoring performances in Normandy and Dorset aimed at helping the public gain a 'better understanding of the new forms of circus'.

Then there's the £192,000 given to the 'DanSCe Dialogues' project. This 'artists and cultural training in contemporary  dance' programme aims to 'increase collaboration between France and England specifically in the Channel Zone of the Euro Region'.

There are also plans for cross-Channel cycle lanes with 'harmonised signage' to ensure 'transfrontier added value'; a so-called 'European Zone of Artistic Projects'; and a new Arc Manche regional flag consisting of 'concentric circles that aims to symbolise the flow of projects and stakeholders and represent so many bridges between territories'.

All this comes after plans for a brand new £280 million glass cube headquarters building, with oak flooring, all-wool carpets and 'humane gathering' spaces, were unveiled by EU President Herman von Rumpy Pumpy.